Tuesday 21 April 2015

News

The most important story this morning, is that there is a dangerous strain of Asian hornets in France. They have apparently killed six people with their stings, and look set to come to this country. This is very worrying.
Now to minor matters. The general election. The party leaders' fizzogs are splattered all over the place, and it's giving me the hump. I'm so thankful that I haven't got to listen to them too. I think I'd sooner have a lobotomy.

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