Friday 17 April 2015

Last night

I had a quiet night, laughing at the dumbed-down genealogy documentaries I was watching. They tell you something, then they tell you the same thing a minute or two later, as if it were a completely new fact. Then they tell you the same bloody thing again about five minutes afterwards, as if they hadn't even mentioned it previously. It's so irritating it's funny. Does the average viewer of these programmes have the mental capacity of a sea slug? It does make me wonder.
There was hardly any noise from 'er upstairs, which was a bit spooky. I wondered if she'd been rushed into hospital for a mouth transplant, where the old one had got worn out with over-use.

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