There was another frightening headline today. Let me keep you wondering. Is another World War about to begin? Is a massive hole about to appear in the sea bed, down which all the world's water will disappear? Is there going to be worldwide pillage and mayhem? Global revolution? Well no. I'm afraid it is even more shocking than that. Please make sure you are sitting down now, in case you are unable to withstand the shock. It is this:
A television presenter ate an oyster on live TV. That's right. He ate. Yep. An oyster. What a load of shite.
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