An afterthought

I'm really pleased with my hair, or rather the lack of it. I've just remembered how my session at the barber's went. The man asked me 'How short do you want it?', to which I replied 'Short enough to be able to head-butt some of the annoying people in the supermarket. Could you make me look like a thug?'. He then asked me if I'd like him to make any gashes!! Well, you gotter larf!!!