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There is a strange headline today, about a dog. It was out of control and running down a motorway, and was deliberately run over by the police. Of course the police did the right thing. What else should they have done? Waited for it to cause multiple car crashes? Of course the newspapers are spouting hysterical claptrap. They are after the officers' blood. We Britons are of course a nation of dog lovers, aren't we? No we're not, at least not all of us, and the whole notion is a load of bollocks. I wish the hypocrites who love canines would transfer their affections to the underclass instead. The world might be a better place then. But no, they would rather feed their pets than help a homeless person. Dog lovers are cunts, and I bet they vote conservative. And I bet they are Christians.