Unexpected

Someone I know socially has just contacted me to offer me a free roast dinner. I feel like I've been through a mangle, but that's an offer I simply can't refuse. Apparently a local charity have cancelled an event at too late notice, in fact too late to prevent the meal from being cooked, so we'll go there to stop the food from going to waste. I'm a bit worried about how many people might be there, and whether any cunts will be in attendance.