I've just been outside for a fag in the cold, damp & overcast gloom, and got thinking. Last night a woman asked my age (I don't know why), and was surprised by my reply."How do you manage to look so good?" she asked (what bollocks. I know what I look like). I replied that a copious supply of cider does wonders for my complexion (ha!!).
I need to go to the post office, but after that I plan to give my freezer a birthday when I visit the local supermarket.
This is the time of year when I have to play some of the most tedious music I know. Yep, Christmas carols. Can't stand 'em. They're all mealy-mouthed and horrible. I've had to play the fuckers for three days in a row. (vomit).
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