The 'c' word

No, it's not the one you thought I meant. I meant Christmas, although they are one and the same thing. To me it represents a lot of bad things and some very evil doctrine. That aside, I realise that many people enjoy it. This year I have made a satisfactory compromise. I'm playing at the pub. I enjoy playing and will try not to vomit during the carols. However I will contributing something that people like, on the day they like it. If anyone wishes me a happy Christmas though, I think I'm going to slap them.