I think I am finally getting the hang of how to deal with that perennial pest, Cunt the First (Mingicus Sativus Hortense, var. Jayceedaveii). On Saturday I managed to rescue my brother by pretending that I needed his help as a page turner. Yesterday we were both talking to a friend, when in came Cunt the First and spoke right over us. Without thinking, I just spurted out "Will you shut the fuck up and let me finish what I'm saying". Unusually and completely out of character, he didn't interrupt us again.
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