Getting it out of one's system

Cunt the First. He's caused me so much distress and has been altogether bad for my mental health. I now have a good social life for the first time ever, and this man manages to completely disrupt it every time he shows up. I have thought long and hard and have decided what I am going to do. I have already explained to him twice what I find difficult about his talking. The next time he disrupts my peace I will give him a piece of my mind, and I won't be apologising afterwards.
If that fails then he needs to be put in a special pillory with a hole for his tongue to go through, and then be subjected to a barrage of appalling conversation.