I am about to perform my daily ritual, and something which I am sure is performed the whole world over, but rarely recorded. I refer to the Trooping of the Tablets ceremony. Every day I take three tablets; two of these are for high blood pressure (one diuretic and one for my heart), and one is for the depression. The important thing about this ceremony is that the tablets must be taken after the coffee and fags, and another fag must be ready to help the tablets go down. Ain't I exciting?
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