Just now

Social media is full of animal stories today. There's a luvverly film of some soppy idiot stroking a dog, which, needless to say I didn't watch. What a load of bollocks. Much more to my liking was a suggestion that all stray cats should be destroyed, because of the terrible harm they do to wildlife. This is eminently sensible, but I'd go one step further. I'd have all dogs and cats put down, whether they are stray or not. The one exception would be those dogs that help blind and disabled people. Just keep a few breeding pairs and put the rest to sleep. The English may be a nation of dog-lovers, but I'm not. Dogs are a cunt, and so are cats when I think about it.