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I was feeling wildly extravagant and quite hungry, so I went down the High Street for a plastic hamburger. Having got back to the library, two English people, all covered in boils and blains and trying to sound as if they are West Indian, are having a blazing row! It's hilarious. Do they honestly believe themselves to be West Indian or do they think it's somehow smart to sound like that? In either case they are losers. A pair of wankers. What a life. You certainly see it all round here.