Just now

Having been bombarded with text messages from the mobile phone company, they decided to phone me out of the blue. It was all the old cackle about being a valued customer and all that. The woman asked me how much I spent every month on topping up my phone. Actually in my case it's more a case of how little I spend on it. When I told her the line went dead. With a bit of luck they might start leaving me alone now. Yer gotter larf!!