I went outside for a fag and that was quite an experience. It was freezing as I stood there deep in thought, when suddenly I was distracted by some commotion round the corner that was getting nearer. I turned round and saw a man lashing out at a woman, shouting something (I couldn't understand what), chasing her into the library, then waiting outside and continuing to shout. The next thing was the librarian on the walky-talky thing to the law. I do feel sorry for those poor librarians, what with all the stuff they have to put up with.
Yesterday afternoon I got talking to another of the librarians. They are looking to get the lowlife banned from the library, and are currently building up a dossier of evidence to help their case. So I told her I shan't be buying a rocket launcher and a harpoon gun after all. A few land mines and a handful of grenades should do the trick.
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