Back to school

I'm halfway through my full English breakfast, which consists of two mugs of coffee and a handful of fags, and just building myself up for my return to primary school. I've been so excited that I couldn't sleep.
The truth is that the idea of it is doing my brain in. I'm getting the right hump about it. It would be very easy for me to be a difficult 'pupil', a bad boy, but I will make a determined effort to be on my best behaviour.
Yawn.