What happened?

Let me tell you about the visit by English Heritage. Well at three o'clock yesterday afternoon, I finally got my keyboard to where I needed it. The people were expected at 4pm. 4pm came round, and then we had a call to say they hadn't arrived, and would be another hour. We were called just before 5pm to say the people had arrived at the museum, and would be over after the talk. At ten to six we had another call to say that the people had gone to the poshest hotel instead. I daresay all twenty of them went on to regale themselves with fine food and plenty of drinks, no doubt all paid for by English Heritage. That was a horrible afternoon. What should of started at noon and been finished about one-thirty dragged on until 6pm and then didn't happen.