Vermin

One of the most quaintly picturesque things where I live is the dear little flocks of seagulls. I love their varied cries, their funny antics and their naughty little faces.
Now I'll tell you the truth. I FUCKINWELL HATE THE BASTARDS. They've been making the most annoying and unnecessary racket for the past few days. You wake up to the bloody things screeching their lungs out and fighting with each other. They don't just screech once, oh no, not them, they have to make the same noise over and over again for hours. I'm sure they only do it to aggravate you. They're right in your face the whole fucking time. GET A LIFE, YOU EVIL BASTARDS. They're cunts, the whole lot of them. I just wish they'd fly off somewhere and explode.