The local wildlife

There is a derelict building bordering the garden that I'm looking after, which is badly infested with pigeons. The man who runs the historic building feeds them every morning, which hasn't helped me one bit. The said pigeons keep attacking my plants. When I arrived there this morning, I saw them completely strip two fuchsias of all the buds that were about to open. Bastards. I'm really livid about it, and the feeling is likely to go on for some time. I've decided that I'm not going to look after the garden any more. I've worked so hard on it, but those bloody birds have completely broken my will to carry on with it. I'd surrounded a number of plants with wire mesh, because the pigeons had been eating all the buds. Later on I'm going to remove all the wire mesh, so they can have those plants too. I'm sick and tired of it. Cunts.