I was in a filthy mood when I got home on Sunday afternoon. While I was watching a film that evening, a pigeon flew into my front room, crashed around on various walls and windows, and finally sat on the carpet looking very dazed. I swung a broom at it and it miraculously found its way out. I hope it had a headache. Pigeons are a cunt.
Yesterday I saw the man who runs the historic building. I had calmed down a bit by then, so was able to tell him what had happened. I also told him I won't be doing any more Sundays if that man is on duty. So, I'm having this Sunday off.
And the World news is getting very nasty indeed. The very people who are supposed to be statesmanlike and acting in the interests of their people, seem hell-bent on leading us to global destruction. Never mind all this 'strong and stable' bollocks. It seems that some of our national leaders are far from stable. I refer, of course, to their psychological state.
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