Just a thought

Just now I went out for a fag. It was sheer chaos; numerous convoys of prams and pushchairs going in every direction up the ramp where I was standing, and millions of screaming, overactive children climbing onto the railings or running around unsupervised. I thought to myself, that whatever rubbish may be preached about same-sex relationships, we are certainly not responsible for any of that. We cause very little in the way of social problems, when I think about it.