Furious

The weather has been interesting for the past few days, so I was out early again with my camera. I was on a footpath filming the sea, when I noticed I'd trodden in a huge pile of dog shit. I hate the stuff, and the lazy, inconsiderate cunts who can't be bothered to clean up after their animals.

I suggest there aught to be a specialised branch of the police force to deal with dog shit crimes. The culprits, and their animals, should be publicly hung drawn and quartered on the spot where the offence took place. Cunts. Fucking hate dogs.