A picture of health

A ginormously vast woman, who was wheezing, puffing and panting, came plodding up the stairs and plonked herself in the corner. (I think I know why fat people gravitate towards the corner. They lean against the wall, thereby relieving themselves of the effort of sitting up unaided). She's got the most hideous, productive cough, and has coughing fits every few minutes. Gross.