A regular was in the pub yesterday, saying how he'd like the world to be. He's a nice enough bloke, but he doesn't half moan. He reckons that children and dogs shouldn't be allowed in pubs. I agree with him, but the list should go further. Homosexuals, autistic persons, the disabled, the able-bodied, English people, foreign people, heterosexuals; they should all be barred too. The pubs would be nice and quiet then.
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