Last night

I went to the pub after dinner with the intention of only having one pint. As I was leaving, the landlord invited me to be in his team for the quiz. I went home for a while, and when I came back later, my friends had arrived from London. They joined our team too, and we named our team the four bitches. We finished in second place. It didn't really matter to me, as I am not in the least bit competitive. I went home directly the quiz finished.