Tuesday, 15 April 2014

Two pests

Cunt the first was in the pub last night, and was being particularly tiresome. Two new customers started giggling at his incessant yattering, and the landlord said that he was a lovely man, with his heart in the right place. I did not respond. Afterwards my brother and I compared notes about what the bastard had said to us. I am right. He is a cunt. He's vile, but not in front of others. I remembered that I started challenging him only after he had spoken inappropriately to me on a couple of occasions.
There is a new pest that latches himself onto my brother like a limpet. He's very like Arthur Pewtie from Monty Python. Same voice, same expression, same manner, same level of uninterestingness. He's a boring tit. I could see my brother's eyes glazing over so I kept interrupting so that he could go outside for a fag. Arthur kept following him outside and following him back to the bar. The game of scrabble was a life-saver. Arthur left after only four hours of mind-numbing 'conversation'. Ouch.

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