Seagulls

Seagulls are what I would describe as antisocial, if they were human (which, of course, they are not). When they make a particular noise, all the other birds dash for cover with startling velocity. They harass one another for food or a landing space. They harass other bird species for similar reasons. The young gulls constantly pester and nag the older birds. They've got a whole cycle of negativity built into their lifestyle. They are cunts.