MURSTON MAN ACCIDENTLY DUNKS TESTICLES INTO DEEP FAT FRYER:
A man from Murston has been treated for severe burns to his scrotal sack after accidently dunking his testicles into a deep fat fryer.
Nick Crimper, 56, from Mulberry way, Murston was rushed to Medway hospital yesterday afternoon after worried neighbours reported hearing screams coming from Crimper's kitchen.
Crimper, who lives alone, told us, "I had been doing a bit of sunbathing in the garden, wearing nothing but a pair of 1980's retro style adidas running shorts, when I decided to cook some curly fries in the deep fat fryer" Crimper told us from his hospital bed.
"I remembered that I had some Daddies sauce up in the top cupboard above the deep fat fryer, so I climbed up to try and find it and I don't really remember much after that".
Crimper, who lives alone, told us, "I had been doing a bit of sunbathing in the garden, wearing nothing but a pair of 1980's retro style adidas running shorts, when I decided to cook some curly fries in the deep fat fryer" Crimper told us from his hospital bed.
"I remembered that I had some Daddies sauce up in the top cupboard above the deep fat fryer, so I climbed up to try and find it and I don't really remember much after that".
The mesh lining inside Mr Crimper's shorts had completely disintegrated over the years, leaving his testicles dangling dangerously exposed above the bubbling vat of hot oil when he lost his footing and fell, fully dunking his scrotum into the searing oil.
Paramedics were alerted to the scene after neighbours reported hearing high pitched screams accompanied by a strong smell of bacon Frazzles coming from Crimper's kitchen window.
Mr Crimper hopes to make a full recovery and has vowed to hang up his apron for the for the forseeable future.
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