Now

It's so quiet in the library that I'm beginning to find it very spooky.

In the near future

I'll drop round to say hello to friends. Afterwards I'll have a bath, eat dinner, get dressed and go to the pub.

Soccer

As you can see, I take it very seriously.

Football

Football is a cunt.

Dinner

I'm feeling lazy today, so I will rescue a portion of the curry I froze the other day. It's very fart-inducing, so I hope it doesn't kick off until I've finished playing.

Soon

I will go to my friends' new cafe, and sit outside with a cup of coffee and possibly a cake. The weather is warmer than it was this morning, so I'm going to enjoy it.

Indeed???