The doctor

I'm going to have a heart monitor fitted today. I am surprised that the doctor has sent me for this, as I went to see him about epileptic fits. I expect the results to be negative, and await the referral to a neurologist, which is what he should have done in the first place. I might be daft but I ain't stupid.

Last night

Last night was lovely. The atmosphere and the company were brilliant. The vintage car show had brought people into the area, some of whom came to our pub. We had a rousing singalong. Another Irish couple came in and continued singing after the throng had left. They will come back tonight. A different couple told me they were there because they'd enjoyed the music the previous evening. Some friends brought their kids along, and I was surprised that they knew the words.
My brother wasn't pestered by the leech for a change. In fact he didn't talk much (by his standards) and left quite suddenly (unusual).
My brother and I played scrabble, and I lost by seventy points. It was a good game.

Today

It's St Georges Day today. So what.

I have a busy day. My schedule is as follows:

9am: go up to the hospital to have the heart monitor fitted

finish cooking the tagine I started yesterday

play at the pub during the afternoon

c 5pm come home to put a suit on & collect my dinner

back to pub to play

Eine speziale Familie

In der Stadt wo Ich wohne, wohnt eine Familie, mit der Ich Freunde geworden bin. Durch Aspergers sind wir vereinigt geworden, weil der Vater und möglicheweise drei von ihren vier Söhne die Gleiche haben. Wir haben soviel gemein. Uns sind wir sehr nah geworden, und freuen uns wann wir zusammen sind. 
Heute Abend spielte Ich im Pub Klavier. Auf Englisch heiβt das 'a singalong'. Das bedeutet daβ Ich  die alte Lieder spiele , und alle zusammen  singen . Heute habe Ich Stolz, daβ die ganze Familie dazu gekommen ist. Ich fühle schon, daβ wir zusammen gehören.

What an idiot

I just treated myself to another go at the underarm deodorant. I sprayed it under my t-shirt, and some of the spray hit one nostril and one eye. I'm sore and a bit weepy on that side, although the eye doesn't look very red.

Pests

I can't understand why people keep dogs, cats and budgies as pets. Why do they talk to them as if they are human? Why do they attribute human intelligence to their behaviour? What's the point of them?
There are some strange types who keep such dangerous things as pythons, lizards, poisonous spiders, and rheas. Yes, remember the pet rhea that escaped from its owner's Hertfordshire home last week and couldn't be found? A rhea can apparently kill a person with a single kick.

Cats

We always had cats when I was a boy. When I had my own garden, my opinion of the things changed. Cats are cunts. I did nothing but clean up shit after all the local cats. I wish I'd had a cat-a-mix then.